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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Overall, I do not think this toy is worth it as advertised. I think that it functions best as a standard dildo and the cons that go with the light function supersede the main point of purchase. I DO NOT recommend this toy for those who struggle with epilepsy from flashing lights or photo sensitives.

You know those days where you wander to the "forbidden section" of spencers and discover they are having a BOGO sex toy deal, so you decide "why not?" well that's how I impulsively ended up with one of my favourite sex toys! This sex toy has an insertable vibrator that requires a AAA battery that is NOT included with your purchase, a suction cup, and a quick-charging, long-lasting, glow in the dark feature. As for feel while using it, it is comfortly girthy and the head/tip of the dildo brings an additional whole level of pleasure. It's got a soft silicone and is flexible so even without lube I find that it's always comfortable to use. The only thing keeping me from rating this a 5/5 is the fact that you cannot use the removable vibrator at the same time as the suction, and even without the vibrator the suction isnt as good as other dildos I own. But with strap ons and manual thrusting, you'll be brought to heaven, screaming halelujah, and cumming with the angels~ Want to know if what I'm saying is true? Why dont you take a trip to Spencer's ;)

This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

I really loved experiencing Venom Dildo by Creature Cocks because I was utterly stretched silly with him. If you're into the marvel universe or are just dying to sit on something rock hard, then Venom is your guy.

10/10, no notes for the Gläs G-spot Dildo. It is fun and not intimidating, but also kinky. I love the size of it, and that it's so easy to use. The fact that it’s glass make it feel dangerous and kinky, like something porn stars would use.

Uberrime is already one of my favorite indie toy brands, and the Splendid Dildo is my absolute favorite toy from them. I love it for g-spot stimulation, while my wife loves it for prostate stimulation. The size I got is a bit big, but with some warming up, it's comfortable to take. The toy fits perfectly into an o-ring for strap-on play, and my wife loves when I use this to top her. If you're able to get the dual density version, I highly recommend it over the single density version. Dual density just really adds a more realistic feel that single density dildos can never achieve.

I gave this toy a fantastic rating! I really enjoyed this toy, and I am very interested in Camtoyz other line of monster toys. I felt that this was a great price for this quality of toy. I was also impressed with the great grinding textures around the toy. The glow in the dark feature adds such an appealing look to go with the alien vibe. Another great feature is that the toy is more insertable than what is originally described. This can create a great knotting sensation that enhances play both mentally and physically. With that, the strength of the suction cup is phenomenal. There is a gap between the base of the toy and the suction cup that creates a lot of freedom in movement and angles. Overall, I would highly recommend this toy for anyone looking at monster toys with a variety of great features.

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

In summary, the Creature Cocks Vulcan Silicone Dildo is a toy that truly stands out. Its unique design, impressive dimensions, and high-quality materials make it a must-have for anyone seeking strong, intense sensations. While it may require some preparation and lubricant, the rewards are more than worth it. Whether for solo play or with a partner, it offers intense, memorable experiences. If you are looking for a dildo that combines originality, power, and reliability, the Vulcan is one of the best choices available. It’s a toy that delivers on all fronts and is sure to satisfy anyone ready for a bold and adventurous experience.

The larger you go, the more intense this dildo becomes! I appreciate Lycan’s design a lot. The knots and tapered head provide most of the textural stimulation this dildo provides, which is great since double knotting is a lot to handle. The other texture on the dildo is primarily vertical lines up the shaft, which you can feel but are less stimulating than horizontal textures, in my opinion. We have enjoyed using the Ejaculating Lycan Dildo with Cum Tube. The design is stimulating, the pour is aesthetically pleasing, and this dildo feels pleasurable. With that said, I would not recommend Lycan for beginners to fantasy dildos. The double knot is a lot to handle, especially on the medium size. I think this custom fantasy dildo is better suited to users with a bit more experience, so that they’re able to enjoy the dildo to the fullest. Which is what you’ll feel when you’ve got two knots inside of you!