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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Overall, I do not think this toy is worth it as advertised. I think that it functions best as a standard dildo and the cons that go with the light function supersede the main point of purchase. I DO NOT recommend this toy for those who struggle with epilepsy from flashing lights or photo sensitives.

This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

I really loved experiencing Venom Dildo by Creature Cocks because I was utterly stretched silly with him. If you're into the marvel universe or are just dying to sit on something rock hard, then Venom is your guy.

10/10, no notes for the Gläs G-spot Dildo. It is fun and not intimidating, but also kinky. I love the size of it, and that it's so easy to use. The fact that it’s glass make it feel dangerous and kinky, like something porn stars would use.

Uberrime is already one of my favorite indie toy brands, and the Splendid Dildo is my absolute favorite toy from them. I love it for g-spot stimulation, while my wife loves it for prostate stimulation. The size I got is a bit big, but with some warming up, it's comfortable to take. The toy fits perfectly into an o-ring for strap-on play, and my wife loves when I use this to top her. If you're able to get the dual density version, I highly recommend it over the single density version. Dual density just really adds a more realistic feel that single density dildos can never achieve.

I gave this toy a fantastic rating! I really enjoyed this toy, and I am very interested in Camtoyz other line of monster toys. I felt that this was a great price for this quality of toy. I was also impressed with the great grinding textures around the toy. The glow in the dark feature adds such an appealing look to go with the alien vibe. Another great feature is that the toy is more insertable than what is originally described. This can create a great knotting sensation that enhances play both mentally and physically. With that, the strength of the suction cup is phenomenal. There is a gap between the base of the toy and the suction cup that creates a lot of freedom in movement and angles. Overall, I would highly recommend this toy for anyone looking at monster toys with a variety of great features.

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

Squeeze-It Wavy Dildo is a silly and fun dildo that I can’t recommend enough. The box the dildo comes in talks about it like it’s a “wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man.” And in a sense, it has that energy until you put it to use. I couldn’t take this dildo seriously when I first saw it. But then, I started to play, and next thing I knew, I was raving about it. It’s perfect for temperature play, it’s ultra soft to the touch, and curves with your body rather than fighting it. It’s also a perfectly lifelike and average size dildo. My biggest critique is the suction. It doesn’t attach to walls and barely stays on tables. The shower wall is the only place you can suction the dildo to and trust that it won’t slip or detach.

Do you want to try a dildo? Do you like BBC? Do you want to save money? If you answered yes to two or more of those then definitely get this toy.

In summary, the Creature Cocks Vulcan Silicone Dildo is a toy that truly stands out. Its unique design, impressive dimensions, and high-quality materials make it a must-have for anyone seeking strong, intense sensations. While it may require some preparation and lubricant, the rewards are more than worth it. Whether for solo play or with a partner, it offers intense, memorable experiences. If you are looking for a dildo that combines originality, power, and reliability, the Vulcan is one of the best choices available. It’s a toy that delivers on all fronts and is sure to satisfy anyone ready for a bold and adventurous experience.

I love this toy so much for such a cheap dildo. It's cost effect, aesthetically pleasing, fun to use and definitely is worth a try. I bought it just for the visual aspects of my play and was worried it wasn't going to live up to my expectations. But it was more than what I was after, and is a perfect starter toy to satiate your curiosity time and time again.

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

The Fresh-KO Dildo is exactly what you’d expect from a $16 toy—it’s not premium, but it’s fun. The design looks realistic and the size makes it exciting, but the material, suction cup, and overall finish give away its budget price. With lube, it delivers satisfying sensations and some playful variety, especially for couples who want to experiment. Just don’t expect luxury or long-lasting quality. If you’re looking for a low-cost way to spice things up, it’s worth it. If you want something that feels truly body-safe, polished, and built to last, you’ll probably want to invest in a higher-end toy.